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Cod-forsaken
We asked for your ideas on the games codpiece.
"After reports that the size of the games codpiece project had been overestimated due to flamboyant advertising, it was put forward for a more realistic appraisal," says Marianne Mollett at Griffith Elder & Co.
"Financial backers, having assessed the level of support required, are now confident that they can massage the figures to provide the necessary levels.
"It should, however, be noted that such manipulation of the project may lead to a premature peak in performance followed by a downturn in interest." Ouch.
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