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Suffering for one’s bling
Last week Dave Evans suggested an end to laptop-balancing problems at airports by using a Kensington lock around the neck to convert your computer to a heavy piece of jewellery.
‘I can’t help but be concerned that this could increase laptop snobbery,’ frets Daryl Hunt at Dicom Technologies, who worries that it will give one more way for owners of ultra-light laptops to show off.
‘One would also have to fear for the health of the owners of 17in widescreen models. With ailments such as Dell Belly, Acer’s Nipple and HP Nuts becoming the scourge of the technical jet set.’
If you have any similar ailments, please write to us to tell us about them – with pictures if you like.
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