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Turkeyham and turkeybacon… bootiful?
Following our worries about chickengammon, you prompt us to ask: is a single animal in our meat products no longer enough? What sort of decadent society are we living in? One, as several of you point out, in which Bernard Matthews can sell a packet of ‘turkeyham’.
Meanwhile Laurence Carradus, at Blackpool Council, ponders: ‘Goodness only knows what sort of cross-breeding leads to chicken nuggets.’ And Mick Joy, at Equant, adds: ‘You guys obviously don’t go shopping. Tesco doesn’t do chickengammon but it does sell turkeybacon. Go get some, you are in for a treat.’
Well, that’s Christmas lunch sorted.
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