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Cringing at whingeing about bingeing
Just ahead of your Christmas party we’re sad to bring you the result of scientific research at the University of Auckland, which seems to conclude that heavy boozing might be bad for you.
‘While moderate to heavy drinking is probably coronary protective, any benefit will be overwhelmed by the known harms,’ says Dr Rod Jackson, from the university. These harms include falling over, insulting the boss, that sort of thing. Next week: we research the religion of the Pope.
So make sure your mates drink with caution this Christmas, or even better, send us a picture from your cameraphone when they don’t.
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