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We’re delighted to announce the winner in this week’s silliest eBay auction: item number 5951626613, other wise known as ‘ADVERTISE ON MY CLEAVAGE, GLASGOW, FOR 15 DAYS’. Advertiser Angel Brammer’s cleavage will be carrying the logo of the Golden Palace Casino, which has paid a handsome £422 for the privilege. ‘I will display your company logo, slogan or web site address in the form of a temporary tattoo,’ promised Angel. ‘I’m a 27-year-old auburn-haired lass. I’m an ample size 42GG, and I usually wear low-cut tops. ‘I am renting the top part of my cleavage (the part which is legal to display) for you to put your company’s logo upon. During the 15 days, I can have photos taken of me, with your logo, in front of any of the popular landmarks in Glasgow, or our nation’s capital.’ We suggest that some of you rent out your beards for the same purpose, because we can’t imagine them receiving fewer stares than Angel’s chest.
If anyone is interested, I'm currently selling a date with my colleague Duncan Greenshields for Valentines Day.
I'm aiming at boyfriends who would rather be doing something else next monday, but do not want their lady to be disappointed, and so they can purchase Duncan to entertain their lady on the night.
For further details see, http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3133&item=5555611320&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
Posted by :Matt Berryman | February 8, 2005 8:40 AM