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All I want is shoes
Regarding leaving things on public transport, Andy Huntley, at Transport for London, nominates one of his colleagues (who would like to remain anonymous, but let’s just say he was previously featured in Backbytes for being a champion pizza eater). ‘He once came into work sporting some lovely new brown shoes, bought specially for a party we were all attending straight after work,’ Andy writes. ‘On the way home, realising the train was now empty, and that his feet were aching in these new shoes, he decided to slip them off to give his heels a rest. He then fell asleep. ‘He woke up again just as the doors were closing at his stop, and so quickly jumped up and ran off the train… leaving his lovely brand new brown shoes behind, last seen travelling to Ware.’ If you picked them up, please send them back, care of Backbytes. Pizza Hut discourages people with no shoes from using its all-you-can-eat buffet.
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