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Let them know it’s Lard-Aid time
‘I am now extremely worried about the lard shortage, and feel something should be done,’ says Dave Streather. ‘How about
organising Lard-Aid, and composing a suitable song to promote it?’ Only if you lot write the song.
‘I have enough spare around my waist that I’m sure could help. A bit of liposuction and everybody would be better off,’ says Lewis Utley, getting donations off to a cracking start.
‘Lard is NOT the tip of the iceberg. If it had been, the Titanic would not have gone down,’ says John Blenkinsop, adding that he eats M&S sandwiches and does not have a beard.
Finally, Ian Gomeche points out that if you’re looking for ideas about what to do with your solid fats over Christmas, Last Tango in Paris is being shown on TV.
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