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All together now… our search for homophone poetry has inspired reader Julie Maddison, at Emerson Process Management, to create a Christmas carol songsheet.
We don’t have space for all the verses of all the carols, but we can bring a couple to you this week, so you can photocopy them and use them to torture your family at Christmas:
We begin with: ‘Won sin Roy old aphid settee/Stewed hello lee cat hells head/Wear a moth her lay dare bay bee/Inn a mange her four abed/Mare wee woz the at moth her my old/Gee suss cry stir lit tell chi old…’
And pray join the chorus of: ‘Weary shoe a mare week wrist mass/Weary shoe a mare week wrist mass/Weary shoe a mare week wrist mass/Sander ha pee knew ear/Goo tie ding sweep ring/Two Ewan Dorking…’ and that’s as much as we can bear.
Next week: We bring you the words to Oak ham lettuce a door hymn.
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