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Hairy monsters and super geeks
And on that subject, we really shouldn’t encourage you, but we always do. Our latest mistake was in asking you for pictures of your unusual facial hair.
‘Behold the wonder of the inverse goatee,’ writes Matthew Harris. ‘Hair where the goatee decrees there shall be no hair, no
hair where the goatee decrees there shall be hair.’
Why? we scream in anguish, but there isn’t an answer, so let’s just stare in bewilderment.

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