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Multilingual… and multilingual
Andy Huntley was browsing an online job site to find jobs for someone else (well, that’s his story) and discovered our job of the week for this issue.
‘European Systems IT and business development manager, Wimbledon…An Accountancy company based in London is looking for an All Rounder with the following skills: Visual Basic, Access, VBA, SQL, HTML and ASP. You must also have a Degree in IT or Computing and speak and write ALL of the following: English, Russian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian and Polish.’
As the job description concludes: ‘Not too much to ask!’ For this, you can expect to earn £27,500 per year.’
All those out there who fit these requirements, form an orderly queue.
I use the M6 toll quite frequently, and aside from the quirk that going anywhere on the toll costs me £3.50, but coming back from anywhere costs £2.50 due to living between the two main toll booths. I recently amended my credit card details online, and was astonished to find that the default setting for the top up amount was set £3000. I queried this with the M6Toll, they said they are aware of the problem and are looking into it. I wonder how many people have changed the card details and not noticed the top up amount has increased! Not as interesting as moldy food!
Really enjoy the lighter side.....
Posted by :Danny Fenton | July 20, 2005 9:44 AM
The entire bed (adult jokes) has a person sleep, see a doctor. Doctors taught him a few steps using hypnosis method, that is, his right thigh before going to sleep the first to say "sleep thigh," and then the body to say "sleep the body." Inferior race, and so on this way we can sleep. The man returned home under the bed so hypnotized himself, his wife was wearing a sexy lingerie in front of him, that person immediately jumped up from the bed, and shouted: "All get up, get up the whole"
Posted by :Anonymous | December 13, 2009 10:22 PM