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Shake your butty
Last week we asked why Ian Cleator’s sandwich contents didn’t add up to 100 per cent. Martin Liddament, at Yorkshire Forward (which strikes us as perhaps an oxymoron), suggests: ‘The missing food gets stacked in the retail world’s aisle number 9 3/4 along with the functions that disappear from Microsoft software every time there is a security fix.’ Catty! Carl Bennett suggests making his own, to guarantee 100 per cent sandwichness every time. ‘Semi-toasted peanut butter, avocado and tomato is good. But it goes a bit soggy by lunchtime,’ he says.
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